Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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