I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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