Having a random hookup so left but love u
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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