he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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