It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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