I think I died a long time ago.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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