I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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