You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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