Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
This toilet bowl is my home.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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