I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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