There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.