I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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