**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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