champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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