i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
