But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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