Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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