I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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