ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
His hands were made for my vagina.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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