i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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