i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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