is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
