i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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