Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Randomize
