i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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