I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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