Porn is love you can see.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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