Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
