brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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