But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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