Ambien. No doubt about it.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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