I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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