Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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