How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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