Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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