If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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