Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
