I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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