Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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