I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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