im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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