The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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