Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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