whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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