glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
then he tried to convert me to islam
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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