is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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