We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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