fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize