WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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