She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So squirting runs in the family.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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