we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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