I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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