It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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