ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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