You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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